Turkey Alias
Turkey Alias
In order to escape my fate as a Thanksgiving turkey, I disguised myself as a T.V. actress filming as a superhero. This new me is restoring order to the chaos in my life because now no one will recognize me. People will not be hunting me trying to eat me for a Thanksgiving meal. This is a big relief because I didn’t really want to end up roasted on a table. (or barbecued, stuffed, grilled,etc.)
My new lifestyle is also very turkeyolishis (a better word for amazing) for many reasons. I now live in a mansion when I am not filming movies or visiting my new friends. It is very enjoyable because it even has its own home movie theater, mini putt-putt, and even a spa.
Also, unlike when I was a turkey, I now eat whatever I desire. I can have tacos, pizza, soup, and candy. It is so fun.
When I am being a human I have new daily routines. It usually goes somewhat like this:
Morning: I get up out of bed and go to my spa area in the mansion. It is always very relaxing.
Afternoon: I start shooting my movie. Shooting is fun and exciting. When it is not my scene I am in my trailer. All of the lead roles have one. My part in the movie we are now making – 11th dimension – is the character Luna who is the hero who always saves the day. I even do my own stunts!
Night time: Now is the time that I get to rest and eat dinner. Thankfully that is not all that I do. If it was I would get very bored very fast. In the night time I also go over what the cast and I filmed that afternoon. We all pile into the movie theater in my mansion and grab some popcorn. We make adjustments to the special effects and will redo a scene if it is not too late. Then finally, I get some rest and go to sleep. Talk about a long day.
Being a human means that I also need to get some new human hobbies. My new hobbies include mini putt-putt, plane rides, cooking, and especially SHOOTING FILMS! All of this is new to me but I got the hang of them very quickly. Doing mini putt-putt is easy for me to do because I have a room for it in my mansion. I get lots of practice using technique in hitting. Of course I also get plenty of practice on plane rides. Being an actress means flying out to different shooting spots that the directors want to shoot the scene. There are also lots of scenes shot near me too of course. I do enjoy cooking the occasional cake or cookies too. I usually make sweets for my cast, but sometimes I just want a snack. Having this talent comes in handy if I get hungry for something yummy. Even though my other new hobbies are great, my favorite is SHOOTING FILMS! Even on weekends if we are behind in the schedule we film. I am very busy with this now that I am a lead role. My immediate family – who are not famous – asked me when I got the job, how I came across such money, fame, and talent. I told them all about the old family job and how it all gets passed down generation to generation. The family was very known. Apparently, my immediate family didn’t know about this at all. I was very surprised.
Even as slammed as I am filming and doing my hobbies, I still manage to fit in some sport time. The sports I am currently doing is gymnastics and tennis. It is a lot of activities to fit into only one day, but it is fun and I enjoy it.
I have even managed to make a few friends. Some of my new friends include Emma Watson, Danial Radclif, and Laura Kingston. They are very fun and know how to throw some awesome parties. We always have a blast hanging out together.
Being a human was very fun. I managed to stay hidden by constantly filming and just keeping my disguise on. I don’t think anyone suspected me or I would have been caught by now. Now it’s time to get out of this itchy disguise and go back to being a turkey.